"I swallow a lot of aggression along with a lot of pizzas." - Ox (John Candy), Stripes, 1981.

My daughter, Theodora (6), asked me to make my New Year's Revolution to loose my "Big Belly". After 40 days of hard work-outs, I've experienced weight loss of 22 lbs, dropping from 300 to 278 lbs.  Today is weigh-in and body fat testing day. Interested in the details about my fatness.  The information will help me to shed the "fat boy" persona I've developed over the last 16 years.